Just for laffs...

This was sent to me...These were original endings made up by school kids!!!



As you shall make your bed so shall you ... mess it up.
The original proverb: As you shall make your bed so shall you lie there.

Better to be safe than ... punch a 5th grader.
The original proverb: Better to be safe than sorry!

Strike while the ... bug is close.
The original proverb: Strike while the iron is hot!

It is always darkest before ... I open my eyes.
The original proverb: It is always darkest before the dawn.

Never underestimate the power of ... termites.
The original proverb: Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed.

A rolling stone ... plays the guitar.
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The original proverb: A rolling stone gathers no moss.

A bird in the hand is ... a real mess.
The original proverb: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

It is better to light one candle than to ... waste electricity.
The original proverb: It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

The squeaking wheel gets ... annoying.
The original proverb: The squeaking wheel gets the grease.

I think, therefore I ... get a headache.
The original proverb: I think, therefore I am.

Early to bed and early to rise ... is first in the bathroom.
The original proverb: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

There is nothing new under the ... bed.
The original proverb: There is nothing new under the sun.


The grass is always greener ... when you leave the sprinkler on.
The original proverb: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

You can lead a horse to water but ... how?.
The original proverb: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty.
The original proverb: Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

No news is ... impossible.
The original proverb: No news is good news.

A miss is as good as a ... Mr.
The original proverb: A miss is as good as a mile.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll ... stink in the morning.
The original proverb: If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise with fleas.

The pen is mightier than the ... pigs.
The original proverb: The pen is mightier than the sword.

Where there's smoke there's ... pollution.
The original proverb: Where there's smoke there's fire.

Two's company, three's ... the Musketeers.
The original proverb: Two's company, three's a crowd.

Never put off 'til tomorrow what you ... should have done yesterday.
The original proverb: Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ... you have to blow your nose.
The original proverb: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

Children should be seen and not ... spanked or grounded.
The original proverb: Children should be seen and not heard.